mõned asjad on diffikaltsed
Kohutav lausa, et millegi lihtsa ootamine vahel nii tüütu võib olla.Ja kartus, et kui midagi otsustad ja lõpuks millessegi muusse sukeldud, siis äkki võib see osutuda hoopis peaga vastu seina jooksmiseks. Ja võibolla oled siis peaaegu et samas punktis tagasi kui varem. Blaah... asjad on alati nii keerulised. Äkki peaks vähem mõtlema hakkama või midagi seesugust?
Ja ma kardan, et kui täna Miriami saade tuleb, siis naeran end küll oimetuks :D
Eile leidsin päris hää asja:
Eight Words with two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing cricket without a box.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
AND;
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . . ..... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . .. I would but you're never there.
Hetkemuusika: Sia - Breath Me
help, i have done it again
i have been here many times before
hurt myself again today
and the worst part is
there´s no one else to blame
be my friend
hold me, wrap me up
unfold me, i am small and needy
warm me up and breath me....
posted by me @ 7:03 AM
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